cum humphrey
the gargling of j-zz immediately following a bl-wj-b over the blowee’s d-ck in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (picture a blower with a mouthful of d-ck and freshly erupted j-zz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)
dude, my girl c-m humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. i had j-zz spattered all over my tommy hilfigers.
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