Cum In Handy
when soem b-tch is giving you a handjob on an arm-chair, or sofa and you full out brick in and on her hand, no warning, no emotion. brick means j-zz.
man, i should’ve used the c-m in handy. that c-m in handy would’ve come in handy, f-ck.
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