Cum Joust
a battle of masculinity, c-m jousting is when two chivalrous men place their p-n-ses end to end and attempt to -j-c-l-t- into the other man’s p-n-s first.
johnny and james were on their way to a bachelor party, when they realized they were both ready for a c-m joust. james defeated johnny, depositing his seed into johnny’s p-hole.
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