cum-logged
an adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release s-xual tension. each hole is drilled approximately one body length apart so a long line of pirates can sodomize the wood simultaneously. the resulting effect is that the wood used to pleasure the pirates has become covered in c-m. when the piece of wood no longer retains its natural rigidness, it is said to be “c-m-logged.”
aargh matey, that bit of wood is c-m-logged. throw it overboard to davy jones’s locker and put in a new piece of wood. pirates want a dutch wife that isn’t a big soggy mess, they like a little bit of roughness they do. aargh!
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