cum mile


when a girl has a party and guys take turns jerking into her running shoes until they are at least half full of sticky c-m, then she puts her shoes on her bare feet and runs a mile. if the girl doesn’t finish her mile run in 5 minutes she has to wear the c-m filled shoes for an entire week
fred: dude check out tori’s shox

dan: wow they’re so gross, why is she still wearing those stained shoes?

fred: because the track team made her run a c-m mile for hazing and she ran too slow.

dan: oh yeah, i heard about that. like the entire team jerked into her shox.

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