cum mop
a person who is always willing to do the act of taking a c-m shot or someone who is known for always swallowing.
“everyone in the bar knew that amy was the town c-m mop.”
any random item of clothing used for the cleanup of s-m-n.
post coital wife ” the mess! hand me those old pajama bottoms, i’ll use them as a c-mmop.
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