Cum-On-ist
no condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his c-ck out of her c-nt at the last second and c-ms all over his girlfriend.
20 years ago:
poindexter: so, phil, did you get lucy on the pill yet?
phil rupp: no, i’m a c-m-on-ist.
poindexter: yea, right. y’know condomes are pretty d-mn cheap phil.
phil: but i can’t feel it as good!
poindexter: yea, but you won’t accidentally fill it either.
phil: hey, i always pull out on time.
poindexter: okay, okay, it’s your life. just remember to say “hi” to junior 4 me.
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