cum pattern


the act of intentionally or unintentionally c-mming in the form of a shape or pattern.
as c-m pumped out of billy’s p-n-s and onto jen’s back, he realized that his c-m was in the shape of a heart-a c-m pattern.

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  • Cum Swatting

    the act of j-zzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner’s waiting face. similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with s-m-n instead of a baseball. “i got totally c-m swatted last night” “pat’s ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a […]

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    one who greedily or grossly swallows c-m; a swiller of s-m-n; one who loves to gobble up c-m. that swamp donkey is a real c-m swiller.

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    a c-ntashae is a woman who acts posh and rich to disguise for her nasty v-g-n- hidden underneath her disposable underwear. ron: that lady who just walked into hugo boss stunk off fish. harry: she must be quite the c-ntashae!

  • Cuntskeeto

    a female who is a c-nt without question, but goes a step beyond mere c-nthood by simultaneously being as annoying as a mosquito – typically by complaining about pretty much everything. a c-ntskeeto’s inane whining may even come to resemble the mosquito’s high-pitched buzz, hence the term. a c-ntskeeto further resembles a mosquito in that […]


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