cum plant


the leaf/vine like plant that, when ripped oozes a white secretion that is very similar to man juice.

mark has an obsession withthe c-m plant
mark: look guys a c-m plant!
-drinks the fluid of the c-m plant-
everyone: that is so horribly disgusting i think i’ll have to kill gerry

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    when you j-zz in a girls hand and then she immediately slams it down back in your face. jill finished the game with a c-m slam dunk.

  • cum swallower

    when a girl drinks or eats your s-m-n, therefore swallowing it. leslie lopez is a c-m swallower.

  • Cuntgratulated

    1. the act of getting laid for a job well done. to receive s-x, in leu of a gift or card. when i got home from work last night, my wife c-ntgratulated me on my promotion.

  • cuntiliner

    a c-ntiliner acts as a female support during her menstral cycle. the c-ntliner acts as a sponse absorbing any nasties that may otherwise seep through, down the skirt and onto their shoes. man, she left her old c-ntiliner in the toilet and didn’t flush!

  • cuntolatry

    the worship of c-nts. kneeling before a c-nt and going down on it like muslims kiss the ground with their heads. the moron suffers from c-ntolatry.


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