cum poo
when, after -n-l s-x, you pull out your c-ck, and some dark-stained c-m dribbles out as the -ss slams shut. also can happen with an after-b-tt-f-cking fart..
d-mn! you should see the c-m poo that flew out of ginger after that royal -ss-f-cking i gave her.
when a man releases his pent up manjuice all over a female’s head and forcing her to rub it in like in the herbal essence commercials… thus calling it, “c-mpoo” its always good to spooge, rinse, and repeat.
marla is a dirty wh-r- who washes her hair with c-mpoo and m-st-rb-t-s to barry m-n-low while drinking warm zima.
the anglicized spelling of the asian culinary term “kung pao.” it is exactly what is sounds like it is. asian restaurateurs feed it to their black and white customers in america. see also kung pao.
oh, you like c-m poo chicken or shrimp?
a lubricant created by taking a moist dump and covering it in c-m. thats what they used on the runway in the 2006 corelle dishware commercial to make the model take her spill.
alternative spelling: k-mpu
1: “watch out for that c-m poo on the floor there. you might slip and hurt yourself.”
2: “quick, make some c-m poo, so it wont hurt so much when you slip it in my -ss!”
c-m poo is were you scrach ur b-lls and -ss and then rub it on some ones face in a martial art f-ssion
c-m poo variation of the poo tash
a derogatory name i use on people, mainly daniel and david.
c-m poo, i’m going to go have s-x on your couch now.
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