cum pumpkin
when you blow your load in your partners -ss, then stuff your fist up their -ss and scr-pe the linings for the load (like when you carved a pumpkin). take any sh-t and c-m up there and put it in a bowl and make your partner eat it.
“i met this chick in the bar the other night. she totally let me give her a c-m pumpkin. she ate every drop of it”
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