Cum Punch

the act of -j-c-l-t-ng onto a boxing glove or similar item, and then punching either yourself or someone else in the face.
“i gave ashley a black eye when i hit her with a c-m punch last night.”
the mystical art of punching your girl (generally in the kidneys from a doggy style position) just as you and/or her are about to c-m.
john : how did it go with that hot girl last night mate?
jim : yeah i f-cked the sh-t out of her, and right before climax, i gave her the old c-m punch.
john: ha ha, never fails mate! yeah your mum likes that sh-t too.
jim : oh dad, i dont wanna know that!
when you jack off behind an unsuspecting victim on a long escalator, then c-m up into the air and as it comes down punch through the air snagging the c-m on ur hand and punch the person in the back of the head.(precise aim and timing is required)
person 1: dude why is there a sticky bruise on the back of your head?
person 2: f-ck! man on the way home from work some motherf-cker c-m-punched me!
person 1: sucks for u b-tch! lmao
1. to brutally -ssult someone using a single attack to their face with a closed fist.
2. to s-xually -ssult someone in a manner where after they have been given a facial you smack them across the mouth.
1. woah! after dan told kaitlin she was p.m.s’ing she c-mpuched him.
2. kaitlin:dan why did u c-mpunch me
dan: ’cause u a stupid ho.