Cum Swatting
the act of j-zzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner’s waiting face.
similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with s-m-n instead of a baseball.
“i got totally c-m swatted last night”
“pat’s ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a c-m swatting master”
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