Cum to your senses
occurs during a one night stand, usually alcohol and the lowering of standards are a major factor. this is the moment immediately after -j-c-l-t–n, when the man realizes the horrible mistake he’s made/situation he’s in, to which he had previously been blinded by l-st. after one c-ms to their senses, they typically conclude that they don’t want to be there at all, and their mind immediately begins to race, looking for a way out or an excuse to leave.
-i told her i had to leave to teach karate cl-ss, i didn’t know what else to say!
-well, way to c-m to your senses.
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