Cum Tooter


an extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. a “c-m tooter” (or -n-l-seminal ejaculatory disease also known as “ased”) is where a man -j-c-l-t-s from his -n-s.

only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this “gift”.
jenny: patty told me mike was a c-m tooter!

chad: no way! i heard that was only a myth!

jenny: it’s for real! i saw it on myth busters!

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