CUMBEANS
when you spit and c-m and bleed in a girls p-ssy after s-x, and she doesnt wanna produce aliens from her v-g-n- so she squats and lets the juices dribble out….squishy!!
last night after me and kara had nasty nord s-x got crazy and let the c-mbeans out in my mouth.
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