cumberbatch

a very s-xy, attractive man who can rock a trench coat. also, on some occasions, sports a mustache and sombrero and is referred to as “senor”. lovers of the c-mberbatch are referred to as “c-mberb-tches”
did you see that man’s cheekbones? he is a total c-mberbatch.
verb

1. an unhealthy obsession with a celebrity, besides the fact that said celebrity knows not of the obsessed’s existence. at times, a ‘c-mberbatcher’ will experience episodes of delusion based upon marriage, casual run-ins by which said celebrity may become helplessly in love with the obsessed, s-xual acts being practiced by or upon the this celebrity, and the hope that said celebrity is in all actuality attempting to contact the obsessed, but has failed miserably through the years (though the obsessed remains hopeful).

2. stalking celebrities by means of the internet; notably through tumblr or twitter, and a quick googling won’t hurt.
why is she/he such a c-mberbatcher? she falls in love with a different celebrity every week.

hold on, i’m nearly done with my daily c-mberbatching. i just need to check the tags on tumblr.

i’m c-mberbatching for her/him so hard after watching that film they were in.
the act of a man having s-x with a woman v-g-n-lly while another man has s-x with the same woman -n-lly, at the same time. also known as double penetration.

(also: getting c-mberbatched)
“mike and luke are going to come to my house tonight and c-mberbatch me.”

“jack is so s-xy, i want to make a clone of him and have them both c-mberbatch me!”
an insult used as a reference to male genitalia. it can used as a subst-tute to words like pr-ck or tool.
you dirty c-mberbatch.
dude you are such a c-mberbatch.
a runny solution of feces and s-m-n, which is the result of too much -n-l s-x.
i was really going to town on gina’s -ss last night, but after our third round i looked down to notice that my c-ck, her -ss, and the bedsheets were covered in c-mberbatch. we had to call it quits after that… i hate doing midnight laundry.
to empathize with turtles.
“his ability to c-mberbatch made rob an excellent marine biologist.”
also known as a “c-mberb-tch”. a man b-tch in the sense that they often complain about everything looking for attention and are often the outcasts due to their excessive “b-tchiness”.
“man that guy is a c-mberbatch i f-cking hate

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