cumberjack
a cl-ss one s-xual fetish move. the male t-t-f-cks the woman (the sawing action), and before release, yells “timber!” as he -j-c-l-t-s on her face, he simultaneously p–ps in her belly b-tton (the log).
i was all ready to c-mberjack that chick, but i didn’t have to take a p–p. what a wasted opportunity.
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