Cumberland Gap
a mountain p-ss near the juncture of tennessee, kentucky, and virginia, popularized by the folk song of the same name. the c-mberland gap is where neighbors go to drink a little whiskey and take a little nap. you are always fifteen miles from the c-mberland gap, no matter where you are.
my liver is extremely unhappy with me because of all that moonshine i drank at the c-mberland gap last week.
this act is done during a chicago wind tunnel. it is when you sh-t inbetween her t-ts and bust your load down to her v-g-n- making a appalachian trail.
sorry jenny, you liked hiking so i thought you’d like a {c-mberland gap}.
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