Cumbernauld Sausage
a c-mbernauld sausage is like a c-mberland sausage, but made by an unemployed sc-mbag living on the streets. it is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the c-mbernauld town centre. popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
i had a c-mbernauld sausage last night. it was disgusting!
very much like a c-mberland sausage, but only in shape. manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. very popular in c-mbernauld and the surrounding areas (airdrie and coatbridge) amongst the glasgow diaspora. does not export well. suitable for vegetarians.
that was a lovely night of buckfast, though my head is pounding with alcohol withdrawal. perhaps a c-mbernauld sausage will cure me of these ills.
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