cumbonara
most lovers of italian food enjoy a good old carbonara – bacon, garlic, cream! can it get any better?
c-mbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. the more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.
it is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.
“i’ll take the c-mbonara please.”
“with spaghetti or gnocchi?”
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