Cumbrushing
when a guy c-ms on a girl’s teeth and then rubs his d-ck on her teeth. the c-m acting as the toothpaste and the d-ck acting as the toothbrush.
jake was c-mbrushing sally last weekend, and now sally has shiny white teeth
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