Cumcentration
the skill required to keep yourself from prematurely -j-c-l-t-ng when having s-x with a significant other.
steve: so i was f-cking my main b-tch last night, and i was pretty nervous and scared that i’d blow my load.
alan: what’d you do?
steve: i just thought about rainbows and sh-t.
alan: whoa that must’ve taken tons of c-mcentration.
sophie: i have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
oprah: b-tch you gotta send your man to a c-mcentration camp.
sohpie: oprah, that’s very socially insensitive, i dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do i?
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