cumclear
when your “c-m” is clear because of a lack of sperm, normally occurring in younger or older men (12-17, 75+)
girlfriend: is that c-mclear??
boyfriend: yeah, i just hit p-b-rty
girlfriend: oh, so does that mean i cant get pregnant??
boyfriend: idk, how would i know??
girlfriend: wow, are you a virgin?
boyfriend: not anymore
girlfriend: ohhhh.. ok!
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