cumface penis queen
a female that sucks d-ck, gets facials, etc from different men very frequently. not to be confused with the average bottom sl-t, but the queen of p-n-s.
dude-1: hey man, emily just came out of the guys bathroom with j-zz on her face
dude-2: oh yea, she totally gave me good blow last night
dude-3: no way! i gave her a c-m shot surprise last night!
dude-1: d-mn.. sounds like she’s a c-mface p-n-s queen!
dude-3: oh yea man. like, if she were to die of her aids then all of the bottom c-mfaces would die cause they wouldn’t know how to survive without her, that’s how much of a c-mface she is.
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