cumfarter
1. a person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.
2. a term used as to have the last word in a lame insult compet-tion.
3. the outcome of your flatulence if you’re put behind bars and have a pretty face.
example 1:
jack and jake are in the tub. jack c-ms in jake
jack: “i’ll be right back to blow you, don’t finish without me.”
3min later jack returns only to find the tub water murky in c-m….
jack: i thought i told you to wait
jake: i did, i just farted…
example 2:
-you’re a d-ckwipe
-oh yeah? well you’re a c-mfarter! …i win!
a f-ggot or hetero woman who takes it up the -ss
oh f-ck, “did you hear that c-mfarter fart? it sounded like,”woof, phleef”
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