Cumfortable
the feeling of comfort felt after -j-c-l-t-ng inside another human being, having your p-n-s caked in your own s-m-n.
“dave, would you like to pull out now that you are done?”
“no thanks, i am very c-mfortable, your v-g-n- is very c-mfy therefore i will stay in for a little bit longer if you do not mind”.
the act of c-mming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a w-nk.
lucky i got c-mfortable right before my parents walked into my room.
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