cumfused
extreme disorientation -ssociated with -j-c-l-t–n.
jenna: “so…how’d last night go?!…”
christie: “it was good…really good, i think i blacked out…?”
jenna: “you think, what do you mean you weren’t even drinking?”
christie: “well…i came so hard i forgot where i was or what i was doing, i was so c-mfused…”
jenna: “whoa…that’s cool…”
christie: “it was cool…it was really cool.”
the feeling a guy gets when his woman crys after she c-ms hard
i f-cked her so good but i was “c-mfused” when she started crying after she came.
a s-xual situation where one or both parties is awkwardly unsure of what to do next.
she was getting pretty frisky, but i was c-mfused as to whether i should try to undress her.
feeling disoriented, light-headed, and generally stupid after having an -rg-sm.
i was so c-mfused when i got up that i walked into a wall.
when a gentleman is not sure if he likes a man’s c-m or a woman’s c-m.
a person can also be c-mfusing if they act strange in that, they claim they are straight but act in certain h-m-s-xual manners, eg) weak wrists, girlish stance, and slight/ strong lisp.
as i left the co-ed orgy, i found myself wondering which s-x, male or female, i liked better during the festivities of orgy. i must be c-mfused.
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