Cumfusion
what happens when a really sl-tty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. oops, i mean who the “baby daddy” is. pretty much all of the c-mfused women out there can still b-tch about how it isn’t their fault by ending up on shows like maury. with them they bring one of the guys that they’ve slept with ( eenie meenie miney moe method) and then b-tch on the show that he is indeed the father. pretty smart way to get a dna test if you ask me…
c-mfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like maury
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1. wondering should you -j-c-l-t- (c-m) in this female you just met and what would this action bring as consequences and are you going to take the risk
2. also, wondering did you -j-c-l-t-(c-m) in this woman that you woke up next to, after completely blacking out last night.
bobby: dang, jim there was a ugly woman in my bed… right now i’m pretty c-mfused.
jim: i’m not. there should be no c-mfusion i heard your -rg-sm from across the hall last night… 6 hours i can’t forget.
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