cumjackulate


(read to self in the voice of danny devito. )

30 min after pounding off and your j-zz coma sticks the lips of your c-ck together, you try to rock a p-ss, but your d-cklips wont open so your b-ll-nd swells and expands with p-ss to the point of a m-ssive explosion from the d-cklips of your meat hammer known only as a c-mjackulation.(c-mjackulate)
this morning i pounded off then went to school and tried to rock a p-ss, but my big black d-cklips exploded in a c-mjackulation all over the urinal, leaving p-ss and strings of p-ssc-m everywhere. f-ck janitors. and n-gg-r cooks! i just said f-ckit, and cranked out a gnarly chud in the tard urinal.(c-mjackulate)

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