cumjerky
c-m jerky is dried s-m-n which a person can easily transport for later use. example, in a restaurant it can be easily added to coffee or other hot beverages or mixed into soup. it can also be placed on your tongue or that of a loved one and savor the taste.
it is made by pouring s-m-n while still wet, onto a flat non-porous surface and left to dry. when dry it is scr-pped off and put into a small container with top for ease of travel.
i got a little bored with my coffee and added some c-mjerky to add to the taste.
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