cummed

well, because i created a link to here from came, i figured i better define c-mmed right. c-mmed is the past tense of c-m, plain and simple. if you wish to see my arguments, go look up came.
marshall c-mmed while watching the sin city movie trailer.

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last night steve c-mmed after mona gave him an awesome handjob.
the past tense of c-m
i c-mmed all over your mothers face.

you had to wipe the computer screen because you c-mmed all over the place while you were beating it to cheap j-panese p-rn.
the past tense of the word c-m which means to excrete a small amount of s-m-n from the tip of the p-n-s before -j-c-l-t–n
i just c-mmed all over mataya’s face

dude, i finally c-mmed
means achieved -rg-sm, reached -rg-sm, climaxed s-xually. to use “came” or “c-mmed” for an -rg-sm in the past tense? people actually get into arguments about this.

1. one argument is that since “c-m” is pr-nounced same as “come” it’s only natural to use the past tense of “came”.

2. otoh: a sportscaster would not say, “the batter flew out to left field.” if the batter hit a pop fly, the sportscaster would say, “the batter flied out to left field.” “flew” in this case is absurd (except for a red bull commercial!). so by -n-logy “c-mmed” is acceptable.

in this writer’s opinion, either “came” or “c-mmed” is acceptable. if you want an alternative that doesn’t sound like a s-xologist uttered it, there’s always climax/climaxed. “i just -rg-sm’ed” is possible, too, if a bit stilted.

this is truly a case that argues for liberality of usage among even the most conservative speakers of american english. you do yourself and the language harm to over-scruple, and your s-x life might suffer, too!

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“i came four times last week by beating off.” —

“oh dang, i think i just came.” “you mean you don’t know?”

“you c-mmed in my mouth. you said you wouldn’t.” —

“oh sh-t, i just c-mmed early.” “don’t worry, big fella, you’ll live to come again.”

(the tag section has other possibilities.)

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post ejaculatory phrasing
“i c-mmed in your dogs face” – term (10)

to -j-c-l-t- your man juices on or in someone/something.
i c-mmed all over tfx when he banned me.
to be covered in c-m.
i c-mmed her face and t-ts….