cummuter
noun. a person, generally a woman, who rides with you to and/or from work and performs oral s-x, to make the long drive go by quicker. a good c-mmuter rarely talks and usually always swallows.
example:
guy #1:hey dude how was your early morning drive?
guy#2:it was amazing! i got a c-mmuter and it made the 45 minutes fly by!
guy#1:i told you man, it makes a huge difference!
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