Cumoffee
c-moffee is when you add that extra special ingredient into a hot cup of java, mocha, or cappuccino…
this act is typically preformed without the drinker’s permission or knowledge of the act…
“hey dan i made you some coffee”
“oh thanks” – takes a sip
“mmmmhhh thats good c-moffee”
dan spits the coffee all over…
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