cumpire
an anorexic and sometimes toothless prost-tute who is really into buying new clothes and doesn’t want to spend any more hoe doe than absolutely needed on food, therefore, said hoe is extremely proficient at giving very fast yet majorly c-m-blasting bl-wj-bs to as many guys as possible, and tries to fill up on said c-m.
lyla is not very pretty, but she is a super c-mpire. she’ll suck off the entire football team in less than a half an hour and swallow every single drop of c-m!
women or men who love to swallow sperm or even drink it from a gl-ss. some believe sperm to be the true fountain of youth and immortality.
say your gettin’ a really good bl-wj-b and when you finally j-zz it gets on your hand and all over her face. if she’s a true c-mpire she’ll lick your fingers clean and wipe her face off with her hand and lick it all off and she may even suck your buddy’s d-ck just to get a taste of more hot sticky c-m.
similar to a vampire, instead of blood it needs c-m to survive.
oh no! the c-mpire’s are breaking into the sperm bank again..
a vampire who sparkles in the sun, rather than turning to ash.
guy 1: dude, did you hear about that movie twilight?
guy 2: no, what’s it about?
guy 1: a buncha vampires who play baseball and sparkle in the sun.
guy 2: f-ckin c-mpires.
a being of either genders that attacks you ball sack, sinks their teeth in and slurps the delicious bounty…. before/during/after a bl-w j-b..
scott barry: d-mn…my sack is killing me from lasts night date.
john mckinley: what the h-ll happened last night and why is your crotch bl–dy?
scott b: d-mnit…i knew it…that b-tch was a c-mpire…and i like it!!!!
mark byers: yeah!!!!
vampire obsessed individuals who c-m over the thought of vampire related s-x acts.
c-mpire1337: “oh i love shooting my milk at the thought of a vampire sticking his teeth in my b-lls and sucking the sperms out!”
a gay baseball player. doesn’t actually have to be an umpire though.
doug: hey man, i just got a job cleaning the bases off at whocares stadium!
justin: cool, but bend with your knees when you’re cleaning them.
doug: why?
justin: shawn o. theded is on the team, and he’s a c-mpire!
doug: ho snap!
ron simmons: ….d-mn!!!!
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