cumplaining


when a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of c-m -j-c-l-t-d during his -rg-sm, therefore leaving her to c-mplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.
jill: what the f–k jack! you got it in my ear again. you know how much of a pain it is to get out. we’re gonna have too………..

jack: (mumbling) gosh dangit. if this darn hoe could stop c-mplaining maybe i’d finally enjoy an -rg-sm here for a change.

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