cumplumkin
a large, short, unattractive female who wants nothing more than a p-n-s from anyone who will give it to her.
guy #1: dude, check out that c-mplumkin over there. she totally wants you!
guy #2: yea i know, but she’s so ugly!
guy #1: so what! just turn the lights off and let her blow you!
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when, during foreplay or intercourse, one’s finger travels toward the -sshole of their partner in hopes to spice things up. “last night i was banging my wife and i tried to stick my finger in her -ss. she wouldn’t let that curious traveler in there.”
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