Cumpooter
1. poor spelling of the word computer
2 when after -n-l s-x a man -j-c-l-t-s into his partners -sshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the s-m-n everywhere
1. person 1: d00d i wish mah c-mpooter was faster
person 2: it computer dipsh-t
2. man i love it when steve and i make a c-mpooter but the clean up is just terrible.
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