Cumshit
when you get f-cked up the -ss without a condom, then take a sh-t on someone’s face. (a c-mfilled dirty sanchez)
-grunting- – “yeah you like that don’t you!” -spooge- “oh now you’re gonna love this, lay down” –c-msh-t!!!- “oh sh-t!”
that act of defecation after one has just received -n-l s-x, resulting in a stool that is coated with s-m-n.
jane: did paul f-ck you in the -rs–hole last night?
wendy: f-ck yeah he did!
jane: did you do a c-m sh-t afterwards?
wendy: yeah! it was the biggest c-m sh-t you ever saw, i was all like “holy f-ckb-lls, that c-m sh-t is big!”
a substance/thing that you cannot identify with words but you know that it’s completely and utterly disgusting.
-while observing some random stain on my shoe-
“ew, i got some c-msh-t on my shoe”.
the act of dropping a load of logic onto, around, or in the vicinity of the b-tchface.
“would you like c-msh-t to the face?”
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