Cumsicle Sandwich
a s-xual dessert. a woman c-ms into an ice tray and freezes the cubes. then she excretes and flattens the dung into patties. she then freezes those. when frozen, she is to take the cubes and put them bewteen the two dung patties and this makes a c-msicle sandwich.
i told her to get in the kitchen and make me a d-mn snamich, but instead she made me a c-msicle sandwich. it tasted like cr-p.
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