Cumspiracy
when you find s-m-n recently -j-c-l-t-d on your belongings and it is unknown who did it or where it came from.
a student arrives at his dorm with a few of his friends after cl-sses. he drops his things on the floor and sees his computer chair covered in s-m-n. he knows he didn’t m-st-rb-t- that morning, so he looks at his friends.
“who the f-ck did this?!”
none of them answered.
“it’s a c-mspiracy.” one of them whispered.
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