cumtastrophe
a horrific event in which one is slammed in the face with such a considerable and inordinate payload of s-m-n that their universe is forever chang-ed.
1) if i ever ran into brooke burke on the street, i would drop trou and she would be the direct object of the greatest c-mtastrophe the world has ever seen.
2) sometimes, i just want to go to a j-panese m-ssage parlor. only problem is…because i love asian women so much, when i get the happy ending, it usually turns into a c-mtastrophe.
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