cumtato
the result of being h-rny, hungry and lonely. step one – f-ck a potato. step two – apply man mayonnaise. step three – serve and enjoy.
“dude i’m so hungry and h-rny, but i don’t have time for both”
“dude. make a c-mtato”
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