cumtini
a popular beverage of whorish-sl-ts looking to mingle. generally they will prepare their own “tinis” by tugging of a nice shaft for a few minutes until the c-mtini mixer shoots into their c-mtini gl-ss. served on the rocks with a green olive. yum.
paul: “you ready for my c-mtini?”
heather: “am i ever! shoot me a nice one right into my c-mtini mouth!!!”
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