Cumtucky windage.
the act of adjusting the flight path of a load of sperm do to wind so as to hit the intended target.
(example 1) f-ck dude, i had to use c-mtucky windage because of the fan or it would have been a bad day for the sheets.
c-mtucky windage saved the day.
(example 2) boy 1 i f-cked up, the wind came out of no where and it landed on the hood. no c-mtucky windage.
boy 2 you should have used c-mtucky windage on that b-tch.
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