cumturd
c-mt-rd-noun:a byproduct of a male individual having unprotected s-xual relations with his partner’s r-ct-m.the partner expells feces after the s-x act and invaritably the “load” or s-m-n left inside the small intestine encases the feacal matter in a slimy,gooey sack.this is the c-mt-rd or c-mmy t-rd.
“ooooooh,dis b-tch done went an’ had s-x wit hah b-tt;done frittered out a godd-mn c-mt-rd!!!”
“richard,ride that pony and i’ll plant a nice c-mt-rd in your glory hole!”
“oh sweet lord honey;i didn’t know you were pregnant!””you was just f-ckin’ the wrong hole hubby-too-tubby;that’s no mutant,it’s a c-mt-rd.”
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