Cunniltarpal syndrome
the extremely sore tongue muscles after a night of pleasuring your lady.
guy one: what’s with you today? i’m only getting one word answers to my questions
guy two slowly: me and susan did a marathon last night.
guy one: ahh cunniltarpal syndrome.
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