cunning linguist

a clever play on words to use in place of the word c-nn-l-ng-s. the first play on words being of the similar sound, one who thinks a bit more about it will realize a “cunning linguist” would be someone who is skilled at speaking, implying the mouth, thus, someone skilled with their mouth.
hey suzie, my friends say i am quite the cunning linguist
the term “cunning linguist” is a clever play on the word c-nn-l-ng-s. it is clever for 3 reasons:

1) “cunning linguist” simply sounds astonishingly similar to c-nn-l-ng-s.

2) whoever discovered the phrase “cunning linguist” certainly was one.

3) a “cunning linguist” would have a dexterous mouth, aiding him or her in the act of c-nn-l-ng-s.

this word play is a triple whammy!
the cunning linguist was adept at c-nn-l-ng-s and inventing clever phrases.
a clever reference to the word c-nn-l-ng-s that implys a man who is quick with the tongue. (p.s. click on this highlighted word c-nn-l-ng-s go get the joke.)
man, your husband sure is a cunning linguist!
(1) a person who is a clever speaker and/or writer and/or singer.

(2) slang for p-ssy eater as it sounds like “c-nn-l-ng-s”.
if you can become a master of both definitions of cunning linguist, women will throw themselves at you in order to sit on your face, and will gladly return the favor with some great oral and/or pole riding.
cunning linguist (n). one who’s quick with the tongue.
women love nothing more than a good cunning linguist
juxtaposition of letters creating words indicating either a clever talker or a s-xual act that is, perhaps, preceded by that very same clever banter. most women, i think, probably prefer a “cunning linguist” in more ways than one.

btw, my old softball team, cypress, california, was named the cunning linguists, and we “licked” most of our compet-tion.
robert spoke so many languages, had a such a gift with words, and was so handsome that women would practically throw themselves on the hood of his 740i after each game. he was a prime example of a cunning linguist.

julian mcmahon played the part of a cunning linguist on the tv show “nip/tuck”.
the combination of the word cunning and linguist which defines a person who has a “gift for tongues”, specifically as applied to the art of performing oral s-x on a woman.
pablo is amazing when he goes down on me. a virtuoso, a magician…a cunninglinguist even. i just keep on c-mming.

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