cunnyblumpkin
alternative spelling for cunniblumpkin
hillary: hey bill, i’m just going for a dump
bill: ok honey you want me to give you a cunniblumpkin??
hillary: yeh that would be swell
bill: cigar?
hillary: no, just the cunnyblumpkin
bill: …ok
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