cunnylingus
lapping on the vertical bacon sandwich
john: “oh mandy, my love is for you deeper than the ocean”
mandy: “oh john”
john: “let me show you the depth of my feelings by lapping on your vertical bacon sandwich”
mandy: “ooooooooooohhh john.
john: “slurp lick slurp” etc etc
aka m-ff diving, licking a woman’s c-nt.
i want to give her cunnylingus
a common term for ‘sc-nthorpe united supporters club.’
a group of ‘sc-nts’ that linger around glanford park.
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